Oh, I wish I were a little orange slice, orange slice
Oh, I wish I were a little orange slice, orange slice
I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty over everybody's shirty
Oh, I wish I were a little orange slice.
Bar of soap...I'd go slidey, slidey, slidey over everybody's hiney
Can of Coke...I'd go down with a slurp and come up with a burp
Foreign car...I'd go speedy, speedy, speedy over everybody's feety
Rattlesnake...I'd go slither, slither, slither and get you in a dither
Mosquito...I'd go bitey, bitey, bitey under everybody's nightie
Fishy in the sea...I'd swim around so cute without my bathing suit
Safety pin...Wouldn't it be fun if I suddenly came undone?
Band-Aid...I'd stick to the hairs and pull them up in pairs
Striped skunk...I'd go up in the treesies and perfumey all the breezies
Sparrow in the sky...I'd sit up on the steeple and *pblth* on the people
Creepy little ghost...I'd give you such a scare that you'd lose your underwear
Little Girl Scout...I'd go tramp, tramp, tramp over to the Boy Scout camp
Jellyfish..with a little peanut butter you could serve me to your brother
Little dinosaur...I'd go stamp, stamp, stamp, right on the Boy Scout camp
Bat at night...I'd bite you on the neck then you'd surely scream like heck
Baby duck...I'd go quacky, quacky, quacky 'til I'm sure to drive you wacky
Little radio... I'd go off with a click
