I知 a little coconut, sitting on the cold, cold ground.
Someone came and stepped on me.
That is why I知 cracked you see.
I知 a nut. I知 a nut, I知 a nut, I知 a nut.
Called myself on the telephone,
just to see if I was home.
Asked myself out for a date.
Pick me up at half-past eight.
I知 a nut. I知 a nut, I知 a nut, I'm a nut.
Took myself to the picture show,
sat right down in the very first row.
Wrapped my arms around my waist.
Got so fresh I slapped my face.
I知 a nut. I知 a nut, I知 a nut, I知 a nut.
I can sing, I can dance, I wear flowers on my...
(spoken) Whoops, boys, take another guess!
I wear flowers on my dress!
