This is sung in a very hokey accent. "Chorus" is spoken and pronounced "Chore-us". Words in parenthesis are spoken.
(Please pull your hymnal out of your hip pocket and turn to Hymn 101, Wings of a Pioneer.)
If I had the wings of a pioneer, a pioneer
Straight to the woods I would fly, I'd fly
There to remain as a pioneer, a pioneer,
There to remain 'til I die.
If I had the wings of a buzzard, a buzzard,
Straight to the woods I would fly, I'd fly
There to remain as a buzzard, a buzzard,
There to remain 'til I die.
If I had the wings of a skeeter, a skeeter,
Straight to the woods I would fly, I'd fly
There to remain as a skeeter, a skeeter
There to remain 'til I die.
If I had the wings of a camper, a camper,
Straight to the woods I would fly, I'd fly
There to remain as a camper, a camper,
There to remain 'til I die.
If I had the wings of an air-o-plane, an air-o-plane
Straight to Miami I'd fly, I'd fly
There to remain on the beaches, the beaches
There to remain 'til I fry.
