Chorus: Eener-meener and a miner-mo
Catch a wiffer-waffer by the toe
And if he hollers, hollers, hollers, don't let him go,
I'm singin' eener-meener and a miner-mo
A peanut sat on the railroad track
Its heart was all a-flutter
Along came the 4:15
Toot toot, peanut butter
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My father is a butcher
My mother is a cook
And I'm the little hot-dog
That runs around the brook
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My father built a chimney
He built it up so high
He had to take it down each night
To let the moon go by
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My mother is a German
My father is a spy
Me and my big mouth
I told the FBI
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They laid me in the sewer,
They laid me there to die
They didn't call it murder,
They called it sewercide
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