Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Yes my ears hang low.
Yes they wobble to and fro.
I can tie them in a knot.
I can tie them in a bow.
I can throw them over my shoulder like a Continental soldier.
Yes my ears hang low.
Do your ears flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your ears flip-flop?
Yes, etc.
Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop down when they're wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you signal to your neighbor
With a minimum of labor?
Do your ears hang high?
Yes, etc.
Do your ears hang wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze
From the slightest little sneeze?
Can you soar above the nation
With a feeling of elation?
Do your ears hang wide?
Yes, etc.
Do your ears fall off
When you give a great big cough?
Do they lie there on the ground
Or bounce around at every sound?
Can you stick them in your pocket,
Just like little Davey Crockett?
Do your ears fall off?
Yes, etc.
