Girl Scout camp, Girl Scout camp,
The buses that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when they turn the corner, they leave the wheels behind!
Chorus: Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee Mom, I wanna go, but they won't let me go,
Gee Mom, I wanna go home.
Girl Scout Camp, Girl Scout Camp
The drivers that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when they take their makeup off, they look like Frankenstein!
The toilets that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when you sit upon them, a bug crawls up your spine!
The donuts that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But one rolled off the table, and killed a friend of mine!
The water that they give you they say is mighty fine,
But when you take a drink of it, it tastes like turpentine!
The markers that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when you try to use them, they're really, really dry
The Leaders they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when you a question, they say, "Get back in line!"
The tents they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when you set them up, they fall down every time!
The first-aiders that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when you break a finger, they break the other nine!
The campers that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when you turn your back on them, they're painting your behind!
The Boy Scouts that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But all of them are under 6 or over 99!
